SearchTravelGuidehttp://www.searchtravelguide.infoFree Quality Articles and Free Submit.en-EN Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:47:38 GMTCopyright 2007 searchtravelguide.infoRindercella - The Pyslexic Drincesshttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles3462-rindercella-the-pyslexic-drincess.htmlOnce upon a time there lived a beautiful young girl called Rindercella. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits and shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, ...Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:40:55 GMTIS GOD A DEMOCRAT OR A REPUBLICAN? AND OTHER CULTURAL ANOMALIEShttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles3438-is-god-a-democrat-or-a-republican-and-other-cultural-anomalies.htmlThe amazing thing about contemporary American culture is its predisposition to organize itself into neat little categories. This "pigeonhole syndrome," referred to by some as PHS, (not to be confused with PMS), is responsible for much of the stress in our society today. We even categorize this stress, enabling us to compare our str ...Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:52:40 GMTPanic : Life Of A Knitterhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles3338-panic-life-of-a-knitter.html When I start my knitting for the Holiday Season I always think I give myself enough time. Well, it is crunch time and all the socks I was going to knit and the felted purses I planned on making are not going to be done. What I have done instead is made everyone a couple of knitted cotton face cloth ...Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:00:55 GMT"Lots Of Fish In The Sea..."http://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles2972-quotlots-of-fish-in-the-seaquot.htmlPart One | by Jeremy Rizal S. Mary was dumped by her boyfriend. Everywhere that Mary went the gossip was sure to go. Her work mates were of no help whatsoever. When she got within hearing distance of them, they'd pretend to be nice to her. And he was tired of hearing the same old phrase over and over... "Don't worry girl, there's l ...Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:08:58 GMTThe Utensils You Need to be a Good Cookhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles2886-the-utensils-you-need-to-be-a-good-cook.htmlAfter I sat down at a nearby medical centre, I glanced through a home and gardening magazine, dated unsurprisingly from fifteen years earlier. Being the culinary whiz that I am, I couldn't help but be intrigued by the article entitled 'The utensils you need to be a good cook.' "Wow!" I thought, "So that's all it takes - ...Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:54:57 GMTA POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOSThttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles2282-a-postcard-from-paradise-lost.html (c) Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved. Seeking a spot of serenity somewhere in the universe, I recently booked a deep-discount dodgy berth on the ‘White Elephant Express Space Shuttle’, to a little known place in a galaxy far, far away. “IT” (otherwise known as HD 36405.b) is not your average “oddball” exo-solar planet made of rock tha ...Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:25:04 GMTWanted: Treadmill for an Elephanthttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles2115-wanted-treadmill-for-an-elephant.html Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months. Alaska Zoo officials debated this past y ...Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:15:06 GMTOsama and Saddamhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles1926-osama-and-saddam.htmlOsama and Saddam You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with Saddam that would've probably gone something like the following (translated into English for you ...Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:47:01 GMTG8 Protestors Insist Nations Have The Right To Remain Poorhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles1712-g8-protestors-insist-nations-have-the-right-to-remain-poor.htmlThis year, protestors in Rostock, Germany, were so enthusiastic that they demonstrated against the G8 Summit before it began. Dozens of impatient groups took part, including communists, anarchists and environmentalists, whose goals were as mixed as their makeup. But one protestor summed up the core of their anti-globalization gaggle: "They want to ...Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:33:13 GMTCustom T-Shirts - The New Fad?http://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles1635-custom-tshirts-the-new-fad.htmlHave you ever wanted to design your own clothing? Do you ever see people wearing t-shirts with slogans on them and think "I could come up with something cool". Well, with technology improving in the customized garment printing industry, you can now make custom t-shirts yourself or at a variety of online stores. Printing them yourself is ...Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:01:10 GMTSongwriter Confessions #2http://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles1366-songwriter-confessions-2.htmlAny real Beatle fan knows that Stu Sutcliffe was the original bass player,who died of a brain embolism before the Beatles became famous. But what if it hadn't been Stu with the deadly weakness, but rather...? There is very little time left now. The meeting will take place in a matter of hours: an event so signi ...Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:00:24 GMTEverything I Need To Know I Learned From Drinking Coffeehttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles920-everything-i-need-to-know-i-learned-from-drinking-coffee.htmlAfter analyzing over 17,000 Dutch men and women, researchers recently concluded that those who drank seven or more cups of coffee a day were half as likely to develop type 2 diabetes than those who drank two cups or less. The study was led by Rob van Dam while at the Dutch National Institute for Public Health and Envi ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:10:06 GMTOld Sparky! Needlephobia, Nerve Conduction Tests, andhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles905-old-sparky-needlephobia-nerve-conduction-tests-and.htmlI felt queasy contemplating the nerve conduction test and electromyelogram (EMG) I was about to have. The nerve conduction test involves taping electrodes to the skin and sending a small jolt of electric current to them. During the EMG, the doctor inserts tiny needles into various muscles and examines the signals displayed on a la ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:09:51 GMTRingtone bird drives Finnish chemistry student up a wallhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles776-ringtone-bird-drives-finnish-chemistry-student-up-a-wall.htmlThis is Finland. Mostly an eerie northern place where winter chills, sauna heat and ringtones form a cocktail that touch the life of a man (and a woman) in the most profound way. And oh boy, Markku, a young chemistry student from Finland surely has had his share of this cocktail. I'm in his apartment now. He starts to speak. Imag ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:07:42 GMTPoverty Can Be Erasedhttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles745-poverty-can-be-erased.htmlI'm back at my restaurant enjoying a nearly cold cup of coffee (without the whitener) as I began to read one of the back pages of my newspaper. The top article had a title like Pentagon Spending Under Review. The story had something to do with hammers, toilet seats and coffee makers, or something like that. Further down on t ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:07:11 GMTDriver Bewarehttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles728-driver-beware.htmlA glance in my rear view mirror. Nothing within a 100 yards. A second later I glance again and there is a silver Lexus so close, I can see the driver's had one of his teeth capped. I look again and the car has disappeared. Where did he go? My left eye catches a silver blur and what looks like a sneer from the driver as he hurtles past ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:06:54 GMTSpring Has Sprunghttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles563-spring-has-sprung.htmlThis article may only be reproduced in its entirety, including the resource box and subscription information electronically or in print. A courtesy copy of your publication would be nice, too! Spring has sprung...like it or not... By Dan Reinhold The monster snowfall that covered many parts of New England is almost gone ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:04:09 GMTHow to find old friendshttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles502-how-to-find-old-friends.htmlAlright, that was just a nice way to putting it. Its actually more like... * I'm bored, its for fun! * Just trying to locate a friend * I'm playing detective * My first step to revenge What ever it may be, let us continue on with the guide and embrace the sicko within us all. First off, we need information on the victim, ahemm target. We would ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:03:08 GMTSequnned Suits & Platform Bootshttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles420-sequnned-suits-amp-platform-boots.html Fancy coming up to my bedroom? There isn’t a chair but the bed’s comfy. You can lie down on it if you like but take the pink nylon bedspread off first or my ol’ lady’ll go bananas and knock you for six! So what do you think then? Do you like my room? I'm a teenager now y'know - you’ll find no daft kittens on my wallpaper, thank you! Oh no, ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:01:44 GMTFree Funny Ecard and Free Funny Ecardshttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles365-free-funny-ecard-and-free-funny-ecards.htmlA free funny ecard is a way to brighten someones day whether you are living in the same area or whether you are living far away. Free funny ecards are available through several different websites. Many of these websites will have free funny ecards that are in 3d and have many different types of pictures. A free funny ecard is an op ...Tue, 13 May 2008 06:00:49 GMTPattaya Beach [Thailand] Dawn Freak Show - Pattaya Beach athttp://www.searchtravelguide.info/articles297-pattaya-beach-thailand-dawn-freak-show-pattaya-beach-at.htmlI call it the Pattaya Beach 'Dawn Freak Show!' If you’ve even been to Thailand, specifically Pattaya Beach, you will already know there’s an unlimited variety of sights and sounds to experience there. If you enjoy just relaxing and doing some serious ‘people watching’, then without a doubt, this is the place for yo ...Tue, 13 May 2008 05:59:41 GMT