First of all, I have a confession to make: the title of this
article is intended to attract a reader's attention... not
entirely, however, - it covers only small portion of the topic,
and is the first in a series with a much wider spectrum that -
as a whole - should be entitled as "AN AUTO IGNORAMUS' GUIDE
TO SURVIVAL". The "You are what you drive..." part is just
as good an opener as any other.
So why do we choose one vehicle over the other? What drives us -
no pun intended - into making mostly irrational yet the second
largest purchase of our lives, the one that most of us will have
to co-exist with for five or more years?
Professional salespeople - whatever their expertise might be in
- know that the color of a vehicle - interior and/or exterior -
is one of the if not the most important consideration.
Sometimes, however, people use more "commonsensual" approach. I
knew a guy who bought an extremely poorly made yet quite
expensive vehicle because it had radio control on the steering
wheel. That guy once barely avoided an accident while being busy
setting radio controls... Makes sense? In a sense, it does. But
what good do fancy buttons on the steering wheel do when the
owner is riding a tow truck or patiently sitting in a repair
shop since both locations are unlikely to provide so much sought
luxury? Same goes for heated seats, sunroof, hi-fidelity stereo,
and suchlike. All these features are good only when a. the
vehicle is drivable, and b. they [the features] are operational.
And if anybody thinks that they do not break, or are easy to fix
- time to start thinking more realistically in order to avoid
major disappointments.
Example one: my one-day-old work truck had unbalanced
tires. What could be more basic than balancing them??? My cat
could do it A very respected local dealer tried four (4!!!)
times, and every time damaged the rims. After the second time, I
suggested that they replaced the entire wheels since it seamed
to be a more feasible way of dealing with the problem. Not that
easy! The truck is equipped with a nice little feature - air
pressure sensors in each stem valve on each wheel. The sensors
communicate with one of the on-board computers, and a warning
light illuminates on the instrument cluster if pressure in any
one of five (spare included) tires drops below certain limit.
The sensors are matched with the computer, and cannot be
replaced separately. Can you reprogram the computer or the
sensor? No. Finally, the dealer assigned a Master Technician who
managed to balance the tires without major damage to the rims.
Example two: Mercedes Benz feels that it's upscale
customers cannot shut the door or a trunk lid without
assistance, and it used a vacuum pump to implement the pull-down
function. Essentially, this pump is not any different than a
blood pressure measuring device that can be purchased for $25 at
any drug store while the Benz implementation is sold by dealers
for about $1,000. Plus labor.
Example three: ABS [Anti-Lock Brake System] is a very
useful device. It's intended to prevent wheels from locking up
during brake application thus helping the driver to maintain
"steerability" of the vehicle. Unfortunately, like everything
else, the system has its drawbacks. First of all, it increases
braking distance, and this is something salespeople fail to tell
the buyer when selling every imaginable option. More than that,
at one point the American Insurance Institute reported that
vehicles equipped with ABS had a greater probability of being
involved in an accident because drivers felt that they could
stop on a dime even on pure ice. In fact, ABS only allows to
pick the target. Don't get me wrong - this function is a good
enough reason to have ABS as long as the driver is aware of its
shortcomings.
Now, why have I started this ABS discussion in connection with
automotive blows and whistles? This is yet another complicated
add-on device but unlike heated seats, pull-down trunk lids,
etc., it has a significant practical value... when implemented
correctly. Most manufacturers design ABS system so that in case
of a failure brakes operate just like on a regular vehicle not
equipped with this feature.
A few years ago, one of the European "luxury symbols" had a
little problem: all of a sudden, one of its front wheels would
lock up without prior warning, and - considering the fact that
driving that vehicle in normal operating condition was about the
same as driving an 18-wheeler - staying on the road was a task
beyond the capabilities of an average driver... During one of
the inspections, I encountered that problem @ 15 MPH, and it was
anything but fun when I found myself at the opposite side of the
road.
CONCLUSION: every extra part, or device like seat
heaters, traction control, voice activated stereo, pull-down
trunk lid, automatic nose wiper, etc. reduces reliability,
increases maintenance costs, and may be very difficult or
impossible (in the best case-scenario - expensive) to repair in
case of a failure. Also, a tow truck may not be equipped with
any of these conveniences thus making them completely useless
when installed on an overall poorly built vehicle.
Comments and questions can be sent to lruss@precisiondiagn
ostics.net. Information about Precision Diagnostics, Inc.
can be found on the company's site www.anti-lemon.com
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This article is a courtesy of Precision Auto Diagnostics, Inc.
The contents can be reprinted without changes, and with
reference to the author.
About Author :
Leo Russ, an Independent Breakdown Inspector since 1989, has
performed tens of thousands of inspections for the leading
extended warranty companies such as Chrysler Contract, Geico,
Allstate, etc. Since 2000, Precision Auto Diagnostics, Inc. -
the company Mr. Russ is a founder of - started focusing on
pre-purchase auto inspections for individual used vehicle buyers
who deserve the same quality expert service as the above
mentioned corporations.